brb getting popcorn
i feel this conversation is going to be entertaining.
stranger : i’ve lost a t-st-cl- last year, just two months after my parents’ death in a car accident, which wasn’t that terrible because my dad was actually molesting me when i was little.
you: brb getting popcorn
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