brb

acronym for “be right back”
hey, brb, g2g take a sh-t
“be right back.” no longer taken literally, people just say it when they are going to be gone for any amount of time, whether it be 20 seconds or 20 minutes.
random person: brb
gs68: ok

<45 seconds later...>

gs68: screw you! -leaves-

<2 hours later...>

random person: back…hey were did dat f-got go
short for brb, which some people use literally, and are gone anywhere from 3 seconds to 5 minutes. some people, however, use it much more loosely, and will be gone for hours on end, and usually come back making a truly sh-tty excuse for why they were gone so long. used mainly in im conversations.
1. proper usage
person #1: lol
person #2: i’ll brb, gotta take a sh-t
person #1: kk
—1 minute later—
person #2: k back
person #1: coo

2. improper usage
person #2: lol
person #1: brb
person #2: alright
—15 minutes later—
person #2: …h-llo…?
—45 minutes later—
person #2: you there!?
—4 hours later—
person #1: i’m baaaaack!
person #2: what were you doing? scratching your genitals?
person #1: no! never, i would never ignore you! i was… uh… painting my toenails?
person #2: psssh -signs off-
1.a shortened version to signify the message “be right back.”
2.a lame excuse to find out lamer acronyms for brb…
1. “brb… ” “oh… okay”
2. “burning random b-tterflies” “oh… what the f-ck?!”
shortend way to say “be right back” used lots in messengers or internet chat.
bob: brb, someone at the door
brb: be right back
internet talk
hey,
good game
brb
when someone doesn’t feel like talking to you…
me: hey, what’s up!?
person: nothing.
me: oh that’s a shame!
…
me: so what’s new?
person: nothing much.
me: cool!
person: brb
me: okay! 🙂

-person signs off, never to return-

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