Brea Olinda High School
up on a hill overlooking the beautiful smog of southern california, brea olinda high school is the stereotype of a normal high school. besides the fact that their sports teams are generally quite cr-ppy with few exceptions.
the students are broken up into cl-ssic stereotypes with your jocks , cheerleaders , outcasts, nerds, emos, cholos, druggies, and somewhat normal people. the student body is mainly made up of white kids (most who think that they are the sh-t), a good handful of asians and wannabe “gangster” hispanics, and only sprinkle of black kids. the overall att-tude of the school is quite sn-bby and prideful.
there are few traditions at bohs. at the rallys, a usually failed attempt to pump up the student body for an upcoming event, a kid in the audience will bring a beach ball and blow it up and hit it around causing the student body to go ballistic. however there is always that one kid who will hand it to a teacher or simply hit it down to the floor, causing the gym to erupt in “boos”. also there is a tradition that at different times in the rally, a cl-ss, usually the soph-m-res, will start a “freshman suck” chant.
the staff at bohs is almost non existent. they almost never enforce the dress code rule causing a large population of wh-r–ish looking girls, and also you will never see the “higher ups” in the staff walking around. they tend to favor cruising around in golf carts with their shades, leering at p-sser bys to make it seem like they’re doing something.
felix: “dude their football team sucks.”
greg: “what did you expect? they’re from brea olinda high school.”
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