bread basket
(1): a situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who does not have any intention of engaging in intercourse with him.
(2): a situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who he should not engage in intercourse with, due to her low level of physical attractiveness, or other unredeeming qualities.
dino observed crampson buying a drink for a hideous girl at the bar. as he walked by this bad decision waiting to happen, all he could manage to say was “nice breadbasket”.
a slang term used to describe the general vicinity of the stomach.
-bob punches sam in the stomach-
“owww…. right in the bread basket”
that part of your body below your bellyb-tton extending down to the end of your genital region. the “sweet spot” for kicking somebody when you’re really, really p-ssed off at them.
a swift kick to the breadbasket will make the most masculine of men hit the highest of high notes.
“my breadbasket’s awful sore. i gotta quit fighting with that little hooker. she’s a mean one.”
an nonspecific unit of measurement used to quant-tate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, rec-ckulessness, etc. other uses: bushel basket (5 bread baskets), jesus bread basket (a bread basket worth of bread baskets), holy mother of basketed bread (a break basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the big bang), the frodo bread basket(a bread basket thats not quite a basketful of bread)
dylan: what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?
danny: that’s easy, i’d kill all the zombies, dumbsh-t.
dylan:…funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a jesus bread basket worth of zombies.
the act of your b-lls slapping against a girl’s backside during intercourse while your p-n-s goes in and out. the baguette and the dinner rolls.
man, i was going to static cling that girl but my b-lls got in the way. so instead, we bread basketed all night long.
a slang term that refers to the male private parts.
he nearly kicked me in my bread basket!
an acceptable way to refer to female genetalia on subtext, as coined by mich-llionaire. moderator will not ——- it out!
hey fellas, me and my bread basket will be alone tonight unless you send me a private message! subtext rules!
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