Bread on the door frame
an idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. the bread being a p-n-s and the door frame being a v-g-n- (or -n-s).
a: “so how was your date with john?”
b: “bread on the door frame…”
a: “aww sh-t”
c: “so, are you feeling anything?”
d: “nope, seems like there’s bread on the door frame.”
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