Breadholing


breadholing is a s-xual act performed between consenting partners. it requires at least two partners, a reasonably st-rdy and wide straw or tube, and soft, chewy bread. the first partner chews up the bread and then uses the straw to blow the bread into the gaping -n-s of their partner. this is an extremely pleasurable act for all involved regardless of biological s-x. a variation of this act exists called the frosted breadhole. it is otherwise the same except that it must immediately follow or precede an -n-l creampie.
i was at the market the other day and the bread was on sale for half-off. i knew it was breadholing night!

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