breadophile


someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it
that sick f-ck was arrsted for having s-x with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile
one who is s-xually aroused by bread and/or pastry and grain products.
mike: “jesse is such a breadophile. i saw him doing things to that baguette that cannot be unseen.”

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