Break a Leg, Not a Condom!
cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.
can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
when your friend is walking out the door you would shout, “hey, break a leg, not a condom!” to wish them home safely.
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