Break the Bong


a phrase used to describe a really bad situation brought on by surprise.
traditional use:
cop – “good evening boys, what are you up to?”
jake – “break the bong.”

modern use:
jake – “didn’t you mack on beth?”
rad – “haha yah i did man.”
jake – “isn’t that the reason her and dan broke up?”
rad – “right again.”
jake – “sh-t, break the bong, dan is coming down the hall.”

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