Break-Up Blog


n. when a girl writes a blog on mysp-ce/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don’t care about them. usually includes cussing and insulting.
amy: did you read jane’s break-up blog?
joe: no.. why?
amy: she totally dissed jack and called him a c-ck-sucking t-ss-r!

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