breakfast at wimbledon
having breakfast at wimbledon is having s-x in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. the phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in england.
“hey guys. i was in a hurry this morning, but i was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work.”
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