Breakfast Boner
an erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the rem-deep sleep phase. at this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
“scott, this morning i had a huge breakfast b-n-r and my first p-ss of the day ended up all over the walls”
an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.
steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. however, while waiting on his pancakes steve got a breakfast b-n-r.
when a male inserts his erect p-n-s into a fresh everything bagel. he then proceeds to toast the bagel, b-tter it, and serve it to his female partner.
chip: what did you have for breakfast this morning sally?
sally: well, i woke up late, so dave whipped me up a quick breakfast b-n-r for the road.
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