breakfast coat
a cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it’s so effing cold. probably because mama can’t pay the heating bill.
put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. mama’s got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
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- brectum
br-ct-m- br-ct-m is the sensation of having your r-ct-m burn. “that blue angel gave me br-ct-m.” “i shouldn’t of ate that indian food, it gave me br-ct-m”. “br-ct-m d-mn near killed him”.
- brhomo
combining “bro” and “h-m-,” a douchebag who puts on a macho facade, but partic-p-tes in gay situations, and in reality is probably a self-loathing h-m-s-xual. those frat brh-m-s just initiated new members by making them look up each others’ -sses.
- brommander
a commander of bros. specifically, the head of a brommando. bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. the brommander just called the brommando into action.
- Brotrusion
when a bromance goes awry. if the brothers didn’t stop d-cking around, well have a real brotrusion on our hands.
- bukkakethon
24 hours of straight up bukkake, includes a swimming, j-zzercise, and darts events all bukkakefied to the max. “hey mike, wanna got the the bukkakethon this weekend?” “nah, sorry bro i have to go to a funeral.”