Breakfast Natty


the residual beer from last night, found in open cans when cleaning up from the night before. warm and flat, optimally consumed on the morning before a college basketball game. it is the responsibility of the individual finding a breakfast natty to get down on one knee and finish the quality beer that is natural light.
mike: hey mitch, would you like to try some of my breakfast natty.

jimmy: holy sh-t mike, is that really natty?

mike: h-ll yeah it is!

rob: hey mike, can i come talk to you for a minute buddy?

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