breakfast of champions
coffee and a cigarette
start your day the healthy way – with the breakfast of champions!
a breakfast that your mom probobly wouldn’t serve you. the average boc (breakfast of champions) consists of things that do not require cooking and are consequently very popular with single men. most bocs are made up of any combination of the following:
alcohol (often cheap beer)
tobacco (ussually cigarettes)
pop tarts (not toasted)
cereal-minus the milk (unless the milk is chunky)
caffine (usually coffee, mt dew or cola)
asprin
some of the better bocs may also include oral s-x from (and sometimes given to)a girlfriend or one night stand.
note: some bocs are cooked, but not by man enjoying the meal. the most common sources of the cooked boc are resturaunts like the waffle house, ihop, denny’s and the local diner type establishment. these must include pancakes, hash browns, ketchup, biscuits and gravy, ketchup, hot sauce and/or lots of b-tter and grease.
my breakfast of champions began with a mt dew. then i went to jungle jim’s cafe for a cooked boc. i got a 6 biscuit order of biscuits and gravy, some hash browns, a bottle of ketchup, a shortstack of pancakes, a half pound of b-tter and enough frank’s redhot to down a horse.
i had the cooked boc because the morning before, i just had cold poptarts and some old milk.
the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other cr-p you can possibly find in a college student’s kitchen cabinet…
a good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage mcm-ffin + a can of diet c-ke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + maalox plus tablets
“f-ck dude, that’s what i call the breakfast of champions!!”
c-nn-l-ng-s performed in the morning. (so named for the similarity between the l-b– majora and two strips of bacon.)
i’ll have you know, bertrand, that this morning i partook of the breakfast of champions.
excellent book by kurt vonnegut
nutritious way to start your day.
yeah, breakfast of champions sure is an excellent book by kurt vonnegut
black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.
the breakfast of champions is staining my teeth
novel by kurt vonnegut
i read breakfast of champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn’t understand it as my mouth was full of v-g-n-.
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