breakfast of shame


when, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the “walk of shame”, you are inadvertently shanghai’d into eating an early morning meal.this is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.
samantha: “where were you this morning? you disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and i’ve been txting you all night. oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns.”

nikki: “no thanks.i had the breakfast of shame with that guy’s parents this morning.his mother wouldn’t let me leave until i had a second bowl of wheaties.”

samantha: “oh dear g-d.”

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