Breakfast Punch
a punch straight in the r-ct-m that the one receives when they:
a. agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or
b. refuse to make breakfast altogether.
when giving a breakfast punch you must loudly yell “where’s my breakfast?” when giving them the fist of glory.
it considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.
also known as a “morning fist of glory”
“grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so i gave her a breakfast punch”
“my wife wouldn’t get up and make me pancakes, so i gave her a breakfast punch”
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