Breakfast Theater
watching your very s-xy girlfriend/boyfriend undress and dress in the morning as she/he is getting ready to go to work. or, if you’re a peeping tom, watching your s-xy neighbor dress and undress in the morning.
my girlfriend is so hot. she performed breakfast theater for me while i was eating my cheerios.
i can’t go to work without watching breakfast theater first. my neighbor has a hot body!
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