breaking muse
the latest amusing distraction, usually arriving by a digital medium e.g. text, e-mail forward, facebook notification, youtube etc.
e.g. 1. brb, i have breaking muse – mike just tagged me in his photo-alb-m ‘stoned on the beach’
e.g. 2. breaking muse!! check out this youtube vid (link goes here)
e.g. 3. john is addicted to breaking muse – he constantly checks his facebook
e.g. 4. breaking muse! – lisa just texted to say she’s not coming! yay
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