breakup blues
the sadness one feels after a breakup. usually felt by but not limited to one of the partners (often the partner who has been broken up with). characterized by crying; blaming oneself; feeling rejected; either losing one’s appet-te or eating everything in sight; shooting angry glances at happy couples; and cursing at anything related to love including movies, pictures, quotes, and wall posts.
although these are typically unis-x characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of taylor swift (female), and drinking alone (male). males function normally when sad.
girl 1: “do you think taylor swift listens to her own songs after a breakup?”
girl 2: “probably. i heard that after joe jonas broke up with her, she didn’t wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it.”
girl 1: “poor thing. she had the breakup blues. when my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a jason mraz song.”
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