breakup hierarchy


best kind of breakup to worst and everything in between (best meaning most respectful)
in person
over video chat
over skype/phone call
over im
over text
over e-mail
having a friend do it for you
changing your facebook status to “single”
girl: that -sshole just broke up with me over e-mail!
friend: ouch. that’s pretty low on the breakup hierarchy.
girl: yeah. but at least he didn’t just change his fb status to “single.”
friend (checking her fb) what the frack???!!!

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