Breasticals
when a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her br–sts are jiggling beneath her, just like t-st-c-ls.
“i did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. it was cool!”
the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
jewelez: sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
sophie: what is a breastical?
jewelez: the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) oh! -wink-
sam: wtf!? who the breastical are you?
jewelez: sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
all: breastical
kacia: who’s all? -wink-
jewelez: all gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
sam: all has a large breastical region.
jewelez: sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
kacia: oh! -wink- (returns to her dark building)
sophie: -wink- bye keesh!
kacia: -wink- good luck with your breasticals, girls.
jewelez: keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
kacia: -wink- thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
jewelez: sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
miss poltrock: jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
jewelez: ……..
miss poltrock: you know, jewelez, just saying the word “breastical” isn’t a complete sentence.
jewelez: miss poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
all: breastical
when a womans breast are smaller then a mans t-st-c-ls.
you need a b–b job your mans b-lls are biger then your breasticals
at woman: small b–bs.
at man: huge t-st-c-ls.
dude your girlfriend has breasticals!
omg, my boyfriend has f-cking breasticals.
a word that was used in someone’s definition of brah
“something that holds up womans breastical area”
a man’s t-tage
jebus chripes look at the breastical’s on that one!
a word for a womens chest
thats ladys breasticals were falling out.
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