breastmerize


when a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women’s br–sts.

if you see a chick with great b–bs you say “d-mn that babe has got me breastmerized”

he was so “breastmerized” he didn’t hear a word i was saying.

my new dress “breastmerizes” every guy i see.

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