Breath Rings


the rings (imagine waistlines) that form in a poo when it is so big and you have to push so hard that you need to take a breath.

usually occurs when the poo is a nemesis or behemoth
my poo snapped in half right at one of the breath rings. i think it’s now a brown trout.

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