Breathing Redeye
when you moon someone and pull your -sscheeks apart, exposing your redeye… and then you constrict and release your -n-s muscles simulating breathing
i was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye… needless to say, i sealed the deal.
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