bree metal


the most hardcore sh-t you will ever hear. basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-b-ss, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming “bree!”
i was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.
a genre coined by zombrees for describing any kind of metal music where the singer uses pig-like squeel sounds as words, like “breeeeeeee, bree bree breeeeeeeeee!” the sound bree can only be made when growling in a heavy and low tone using your breesaphogus.
my dad hates when i play breemetal in the family stationwagon.

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