Bree Theory


also known as, the “bree paradox” or the “bree hypothesis”

“bree is everything and nothing. bree exists but doesn’t exist.”

“bree can’t be something without being nothing.”

1) because bree is everything and nothing and bree exists and doesn’t exist, nothing exists. however in thier non-existance, everything exists. proving existance through the evidence of non-existance is impossible therefore bree theory is a paradox. many people have tried to make sense of this theory but have failed miserably. bree theory has been named “worse than ‘the game'”. once you’re in it, you can’t it out and like the game, it’ll mess with your head. so if anyone tries to explain bree theory to you, just walk away. you’ll be glad you did.

2) it can also be used to get out of almost anything (by causing confusion).
1) bree doesn’t exist, soley because bree does exist.

-he doesn’t exist since he is bree and bree doesn’t exist.. but he obviously exists so, bree exists as well…

2) question #1 on quiz: which element is the alkaline earth metal? explain how you know this.

answer: bree. because according to bree theory, bree is everything and nothing. 🙂

-an example of bree theory? there isn’t an example, because bree doesn’t exist…but does. therefore there is an example…but not one…-_-

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