when you stick your d*ck so far inside of someone’s ear that you c*m from the sheer thought of them putting a d*ld* in your *ss simultaneously while b*lls deep in their ear.
man, can’t wait to breitkreutz my girlfriend tonight it’s going to be great!
- bunko weed
bunko weed is bad weed. thats some bunko weed there man ~ tanner 2k15
- carmalizing his onions
to get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something. “has he come clean yet? ” “no, but i’ve been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. he’ll come clean in no time.”
- chocolate milk belly
when you drink too much chocolate milk and get a stomach ache bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night drew: you got the chocolate milk belly? bobby: h*ll yeah
- circ*mcision scar
the superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circ*mcision. every man deserves a circ*mcision scar(except for f*ck*ng intactivists]