when you stick your d-ck so far inside of someone’s ear that you c-m from the sheer thought of them putting a d-ld- in your -ss simultaneously while b-lls deep in their ear.
man, can’t wait to breitkreutz my girlfriend tonight it’s going to be great!
- bunko weed
bunko weed is bad weed. thats some bunko weed there man ~ tanner 2k15
- carmalizing his onions
to get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something. “has he come clean yet? ” “no, but i’ve been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. he’ll come clean in no time.”
- chocolate milk belly
when you drink too much chocolate milk and get a stomach ache bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night drew: you got the chocolate milk belly? bobby: h-ll yeah
- circ*mcision scar
the superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circ-mcision. every man deserves a circ-mcision scar(except for f-ck-ng intactivists]
first defined by joseph gatts on youtube in october of 2015 in application to the realm of steven universe, cl-sterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of rose quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the cl-ster (a m-ssive fusion of millions of shattered gems). this […]