Brekky Bong


a brekky bong is the cl-ssic aussie description of a bong (a bowl) of holy ganja smoked at or before breakfast. depending on priorities, smoking habits and available food and/or cash, for some folks, the bong itself const-tutes breakfast. ideally, it would not be consumed with the entire family present, and should not be packed by your mum.
woke up, fumbled around for the lighter, reached down for the mix and packed myself a nice little brekky bong.

breakkie cone
bong

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