brellabud
what you definitely need during a heavy down-pour, when you don’t have an umbrella. a friend (‘bud’) or co-worker that will share their umbrella with you as to escourt you to your car, home or work place.
man, it was raining cats-and-dogs, yesterday after work, but lucky for me i had my ‘brellabud’ sweet-tea close by, and she walked me to my car…wow, i would have been soaked!
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