Brenda’s Law
the law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
dude 1: did you see kim today? she’s gained a little weight.
dude 2: that’s brenda’s law in action man.
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