Brennen

chilled out cat who enjoys good company and a good time. always listening to the freshest music that no one else knows about yet. doesnt smoke weed because “that aint him”, even if he didnt have his high profile job on the line. great friend, known to help you out in a pinch and protect your back. older women usually love him because they are the only women smart enough to see what a catch he is.
girl 1- hey, how about we go to the club tonight i can get us on the vip list and i heard t.o. was going to be there!
girl 2- naw, im chillin with brennen tonight… wanna hang out with us tonight?
girl 1- ummm… ya! duh! i cant wait to hang out with brennen!
tall, athletic, handsome, cute, adorable, hot, sweet, polite, bad-ss, s-xy as h-ll. brennens always smell amazingly good. great kisser. great boyfriend. goes for shorter girls who have a lot in common with him. amazing and perfect in every single way. sweeps girls off their feet.
he is such a brennen.
someone who is very s-xy,muscular,poised,&&amazing.brennens’ normally like to get f-cked up.somewhat bipolar&bullheaded.but could be husband material.brennen’s are very mature.and not scared to fight,they also like smoking a lot of marijuana.brennens’ are also delightful in bed!
h-llo.my name is brennen&i enjoy consuming alcohol.
the g-d/boss of an asian video game known to have unproportionally large body parts. leader of his soldiers. kills people who oppose him by slapping them with his masculine “features.”

additionally, husband of stephanie. stephanie has long, towering, powerful legs to destroy foes by kicking them with her unclipped toenails.
dang, i thought bowser was hard to kill in those mario games… but then i faced brennen and stephanie at the boss stage. boy, they’re strong together! i can’t break them apart!
w-ngster b-tch; delusions of rapping goodness.

gold oreo: white on the outside, whiter on the inside.
dude, the rapper is such a brennen