brentish
adjective for a person who pretends to be straight but is actually a f-g.
1. tom: wouldn’t you just want to bury your face in her knockers? (then reaches for jack’s pocket to fish for ciggies)
jack: stay away from my pockets! you’re so brentish!
2. tom: yeah, my girlfriend is that hot… hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. let me see them again!
jack: f-ck off, dude, you’re being brentish!
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