brestaurant


1. a restaurant such as hooters where scantily clad waitresses have their frontal -ssets on display, t-ts on a tray if you will.

2. a local nosh house, preferably of the dive variety, where a well-endowed serving wench is want to lean suggestively over your food. see motorboating.

3. a meal meat market.
after dave came out, his dad tool him to a brestaurant to show him the error of his ways.
a restaurant and bar, coined by @fartwho
person 1: where do you want to eat?

person 2: any brestaurant is fine, i’m really hungry and need to get my drink on!

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