Bret Turnage
a bret turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. he is the life of any party. he does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. seriously, his p-n-s is amazing. and he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. you are very lucky if you have come in contact with a bret turnage.
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