bretch
1. “stretch” as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from “fat albert,” suffers from mushmouth.
2. exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.
3. can be yelled in response to the original “bretcher” as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.
1. richards: “everybody get down and bretch!!!”
2. jb: “i’ll never stop smoking!”
richards: “well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz i’ll have none of that!”
3. richards: “everybody bretch!:”
ralph (obnoxiously loud): “bretch!!!”
richards: “…..b-st-rd”
n. a pest, an annoying or troublesome person or thing,
something difficult causing a great deal of anxiety, a beast
v. to complain
his physics exam today was a bretch.
that kid looks like an overzealous bretch.
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