Bretten Simard


a redneck c-cksucker with a p-ssion for f-cking and sucking horse c-ck and also, enjoys to f-ck his own brothers. the word refers to a person who lacks an actual d-ck or genatilia and is a total f-ggot, c-cksucking -sshole.
man, stop being a bretten simard shoving c-k up the horse’s -ss

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