Bretton
this predatory gaze involves one’s upper chest puffing out, legs drunkenly swaying side to side, with a slight head bob left to right, along with a grey or black v-neck. a mild case of pigeon toe has also been reported. while watery eyes are not common, an unhealthy amount of rye will cause a glazed over appearance. common side effects include an overflowing drink, immediate ejection from the dancefloor, or potentially the club entirely. success is measured in 6’s and 7’s.
girl: omg what the f-ck is wrong with that guy
bff: sh-t, he’s giving you the bretton, run.
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