Brexting
the act of having a bra on one’s head and texting
dude, i was so drunk last night, i was even brexting people!
texting while breast-feeding.
joey spit up all over my phone while i was brexting his baby daddy.
the act of sending a text message when on the subway- this usually involves waiting until the train p-sses under a bridge.
oh man- when the bloor-danforth train p-sses over the dvp- you can see everybody and their mother brexting
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