Brian Paddick
brian padd-ck is a lib dem politician and came 3rd in the running for london mayor in 2008. he is a “proud h-m-s-xual” and is getting married to his gay norweigian toyboy in january 2009. often turns up at gay pride. recently appeared on reality tv show “i’m a celebrity: get me out of here!” where he kicked timmy mallet’s b-ttocks in a bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.
brian padd-ck’s that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?
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