Brian Slade
the androgynous, s-xy, self-destructive glam rock superstar that happens to be the main character in todd haynes’ movie velvet goldmine. that’s what you get when you mix 75% david bowie and 25% dorian gray. also known as his stage alter-ego maxwell demon. played by beautiful jonathan rhys meyers.
bowie fan: isn’t david bowie awesome?
“velvet goldmine” fan: yeah, but i prefer brian slade.
bowie fan: erm, that guy doesn’t exist, he’s just a bad copy of ziggy stardust.
“v. g.” fan: i don’t care, he’s freaking awesome!
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