Brianetics


life from brian’s perspective, relative to brianism and other brian-related definitions in the urban dictionary. non-s-xual empathy for the basic survival needs of others. repulsed by the cruelty of the promiscuous. bookish and hermitlike. won’t hurt you.
he got into brianetics and dropped out of sight. he thinks he’s the smartest man in the world. everyone hates him.

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