Brick rape
the insertion of a large clay brick into the r-ct-m of a man. if entered into a woman, it is known as flashlight. that’s cool. it bleeds sometimes, watch out. she squeals in pain, and we say “oopsies!”
guy 1- “dude, i just totatlly brick raped that guy!”
guy 2- “dude, that’s awesome! i just flashlighted mary margaret!”
guy 1- “high five!”
-they high-five-
guy 1- “all right!”
guy 2- (while clapping) “hehehehehehe!”
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