Brick Tambland
a cognitively challenged weather reporter on the chanel 4 news team. he has an iq of 48 and wants to know what love is more than anything in the world. he also has a very high vioce when singing “afternoon delight”
brick: i stabbed a man with a trident in the heart. there were horses and a man on fire!
ron” i was meaning to talk to you about that… you might want to find a safe house or a close relative. you are probably wanted for murder.
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