Brick Wall

(n), singular- a person who does not move at all when kissing or making out; can be flimsy or motionless
“dang, when i made out with natie kickerson, she was such a brick wall. she didn’t move an inch!” said gabe.
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the evil arch-nemisis of the enraged teen, who feels the need to strike inanimate objects.
guy1: f-ck i broke my hand,
guy2: ahah, howd that happen?
guy1: failed a b-bal test, got p-ssed, needed to hit something.. brick wall
guy2: lolacaust
1. when your trying to make conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either a.) online b.) via text message or c.) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words; oh, cool, or nice. or nothing at all until you have to try an change the subject because the situation has gotten awkward.
1.) ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?

emily: yes
~4 minute delay~
ron: are you the oldest?
emily: no
~2 minute delay~
ron: so how was your day?
~2 minute pause
emily: ok

“man its like i’m talking to a freaking brick wall!”
seen in both family guy and stoner parties, brick walling is the act of getting a person to mentally visualize a hallway with many corridors, and then tricking them into running into a visualized brick wall at the end of said hallway.
person1: you think he’s high?
person2: let’s find out. hey druggy. imagine you’re in a hallway.
druggy: (blank stare)
person2: you start walking. you take a right. then another right, then a left. brick wall!
druggy: ahhhh!
person2: yeah, he’s tweaked.
1. a stubborn person who refuses to accept your point of view, even though their own is entirely asinine.

2. someone who is too stupid to hold up their side of the conversation, and offers no opinons of their own.
1. “the sky is blue or grey.”
“the sky is green.”
“th sky is blue or grey.”
“green, green, green, green la la la la la not listening to you.”

2. “so.. what do you think of _______?”
“oh, it’s ok.”

“erm. well, did you ever read _______?”
“oh. no.”

“ok so what did you think of that film we saw last night?”
“it was ok.”

eg. i like talking to brick walls. i find it is the only thing that never contradicts me ~ oscar wilde.
when someone goes absolute bat-sh-t r-t-rded and stops all form of communication while people are trying to talk to them. in most cases a loud noise will be enough to stop this but under certain circ-mstances a person may go up to a category 3 brick wall in which case it is advisable to just perform a mercy killing against them
sam-“harry are u there?”
harry-“……….”
bob-“oh god he’s brick-walling again”
sam-“we need to get him help this is getting out of hand he’s such a brick wall”
that thing you hit when you’re trying to think of something and you can’t.

appears out of nowhere at the most inconvenient of times.
“whenever i look at my -ssignment i just hit a brick wall.”