Bricktown

a large town in ocean county, nj. it is the basic metropolis for the surrounding beach areas (point pleasant, bay head, mantaloking, etc.) because it has a movie theatre, and a lot of large stores such as wal-mart and target. brick is filled with mini-malls and lots of traffic. it is separated in two parts, and has two different high schools- “memorial” and “old brick” (as they are referred to by students). the common activity for teenagers on the weekends is to get drunk and smoke. bricktownians know how to drink everyone else under the table and do it in style. kids from bricktown are big on drinking games and are the best beer pong players in the area. wawa’s , wendy’s, and the ocean queen diner are always packed late at night with kids taking a much-needed munchy break. also, many of these teenagers have a tendency to tailgate before every concert at the pnc bank arts center, but be too cheap to buy tickets to actually see the show.
“wow! that kid is real good at beer pong- he must be from bricktown…”
bricktown is deff the best place to live if you’re living in new jersey.. it has everything in that town.. literally.. it has the beach, movies, six flags is right there, as well as pnc bank arts center.. you couldn’t ask for more.. as you can see from above, many people bash brick, but anyone who bashes it, is obviously from toms river, and are just jealous, because they are cracked out on heroine over there..
(kid 1) everyone from bricktown are dirtbags… (kid 2) are you from toms river? (kid 1) yea, how can you tell? (kid 2) because your cracked out on heroin, and hate brick..
in b-town or bricktucky, as some call it, yes we boast our wonderous drinking skills whether they be beer pong or beer bongs; however, i would just like to point out the correct way to pr-nounce words when you are residing in this welcoming atmosphere. first off, we do not have “wuuder” here, it is either waata or waa-ter. when you get ice cream you get sprinkles on top, not jimmies. when we do happen to go to quizznos subway or jersey mikes (as an alternative to those wawa wendys and diner trips) we get a sub, short for submarine sandwich, not a hoaaagie. (who says that?). we don’t drink melk and don’t sleep on pellos, and we don’t go to mooovies. our words aren’t drawn out real long or shortened to ebonic style lingo with made up words that others don’t understand, and we sure as h-ll can understand eachother, even when we mumble or talk in our “jersey” accents.
and in my personal opinion, when i’m not here it’s not the sh-r- or the beach, it’s just “home” .
“i can’t wait to go home to bricktown.”
i am from new jersey, but not anywhere in new jersey. i am from brick new jersey. this is where there are 2 towns in one, but when you leave this place you all stick together like a f-cking family. where when someone says we’re drinking beer tonight, you are drinking busch light. brick as in we play that quarters game and beer pong and will f-ck you up in any other drinking game you can create. brick, new jersey where the beach is a part of our lives, not our weekend. and of course we go to the diner and/or wendy’s at the end of every good night. we know we are trash and we love and endorse it, so get used to it. brick , new jersey. g-d i f-cking love that town.
bricktown kids dominate in beer pong.
here there’s no limits. the people of this town know how to have fun! yes we tailgate, yes we dominate at beer pong, & yes we drink any chance we get. the people that talk down about that are jealous because they can’t have as much fun. we know how to live life! this is the life you’d love to live!
-“oh your from bricktown?”
-“yeah..”
-“your lucky!”
nickleback defined it best! “so hard to stay… too hard to leave it”…the place where many non-new jersey residents grew up. it is a drug that, once you have graduated from either bths or bmhs, you must flee for your life to get out of, though it holds a strong addiction that you must go back to. (i grew up there and i would love to go back) bricktown is technically called just plain ‘brick’… not to be confused with newark..”da bricks” like those morons that you have no interest of talking to on aol think when they im you out of nowhere and ask that wonderful question a/s/l?
moron from aol: “hi, a/s/l pls” bricktowner: “24/f/brick” moron from aol: “oh you from newark, you must think you’re tough!” bricktowner: “oh, you must be illiterate. idiot”
the best jersey sh-r- place ever.
yo i live in brick town