bride slide


a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an atlanta wedding dj named ted. he developed this dance because he didn’t have enough partic-p-tion songs on his playlist. he needed one that even idiots could do.
okay everybody. gather round. quiet please! okay! now, if i can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, i’m gonna show you the bride slide!

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