bridesmaid wasted


the special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. the kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else’s lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
“why do i feel so awful and whose panties are these?” “dude, you got bridesmaid wasted.”

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