Bridesmoose
a busty chubby bride vacuum-sealed into a very shiny and cheap dress for the purpose of marrying some poor b-st-rd – the final step in springing her loser trap. she will never fit into that dress ever again because within a very short time she will morph into a t-ttipotamus.
“what happened?? – the rev says, “i now pr-nounce you man and wife” and then boom and there’s scr-ps of maroon satin flying all over the place!” “it’s your bridesmoose, man! she blew up into a t-ttipotamus in record time! keep her away from the buffet!”
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