bridge brother
the half brother of your half brother or half sister. no, not you or your brother!
mike: hey honey, this is my bridge brother alex.
honey: your “bridge brother”? what, do you play bridge together?
mike: no. you remember my half brother, steve?
honey: yes.
mike: well, alex is steve’s half brother on his mom’s side of the family. so alex and i are not “blood” brothers, so to speak, we’re just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
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